{"id":6111,"date":"2025-08-08T05:26:07","date_gmt":"2025-08-08T03:26:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/editionsjou.net\/?p=6111"},"modified":"2025-08-08T05:26:07","modified_gmt":"2025-08-08T03:26:07","slug":"141-je-suis-spectaculaire-par-elisabeth-sierra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revuetina.editionsjou.net\/?p=6111","title":{"rendered":"#141\/ Je suis spectaculaire, par \u00c9lisabeth Sierra"},"content":{"rendered":"\n


Je m’observe dans le miroir de la salle de bains, terrifi\u00e9e par mon maquillage papou r\u00e9alis\u00e9 avec soin en regardant le mod\u00e8le sur mon ordinateur pos\u00e9 sur le bord du lavabo depuis une heure trente. Je dispose des plumes de pie et de pigeon dans mes cheveux, tranchant avec le jaune, le rouge, le blanc et le noir de mon visage. Je suis pr\u00eate. Je sors. La gardienne de l’immeuble me salue, haussant les \u00e9paules apr\u00e8s mon passage, bien \u00e9videmment \u00e0 peine le portail franchi les regards des passants sont happ\u00e9s par mon allure, les clich\u00e9s s’enchainent, les demandes de selfies aussi, quelques enfants terrifi\u00e9s garderont mon visage \u00e0 l’esprit le soir en peinant \u00e0 s’endormir. Je suis spectaculaire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je me rends au jardin situ\u00e9 \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de la gare R.E.R et comme le paradisier bleu je nettoie le sol et m’assure que le soleil viendra bien illuminer mon visage pendant ma danse. Je suis spectacle pour trois cloches et deux nounous avec ribambelle d’enfants. Ma danse est improvisation, m\u00e9tamorphose entre la femme et l’animal, ponctu\u00e9e de petits cris aigus de corneille et de roucoulements de pigeon. Les nounous d\u00e9campent, les cloches sont happ\u00e9s et entament une nouvelle bouteille de ros\u00e9, je m’immobilise, essouffl\u00e9e, enivr\u00e9e par cette danse rituelle improvis\u00e9e d’une culture sans autre fondement que mes tests du jour. Film\u00e9e par une amie cette s\u00e9quence aurait surement enflamm\u00e9e les r\u00e9seaux sociaux mais je ne produis pas de traces visuelles. Je laisse un post-it sur un banc avant de quitter le jardin \u00ab\u00a0Oulala c’est dur aujourd’hui\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deuxi\u00e8me test, je me poste devant la sortie principale de la gare, immobile, le regard fix\u00e9 sur un panneau publicitaire au-dessus des portes : \u00ab le vrai prix des bonnes choses \u00bb. Je ne bouge pas, j’attire les regards qui rebondissent sur moi pour se diriger vers le panneau publicitaire. Des personnes d\u00e9posent des pi\u00e8ces de monnaie \u00e0 mes pieds, tout spectacle m\u00e9rite salaire. Je me sens bien, une s\u00e9ance de m\u00e9ditation in\u00e9dite, je penche ma t\u00eate vers le sol, il y a 9 euros et 75 centimes \u00e0 mes pieds. De m\u00e9moire d’Essonniens et d’Essoniennes rien de semblable ne s’\u00e9tait produit jusqu\u2019alors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avant de rentrer je passe chez mon primeur, il me reconna\u00eet gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 mon baggy et \u00e0 mon sac poisson, il ne fait pas de commentaire, sa politesse plus forte que sa curiosit\u00e9. Je prends sept fruits diff\u00e9rents et un bouquet de basilic tha\u00ef pour ma salade du jour. Je suis spectaculaire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n



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Le paradisier bleu<\/strong>
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