{"id":5790,"date":"2025-07-22T16:59:41","date_gmt":"2025-07-22T14:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/editionsjou.net\/?p=5790"},"modified":"2025-07-22T16:59:41","modified_gmt":"2025-07-22T14:59:41","slug":"129-et-si-la-megabassine-cetait-toi-par-eric-arlix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revuetina.editionsjou.net\/?p=5790","title":{"rendered":"#129\/ Et si la m\u00e9gabassine c’\u00e9tait toi ? par \u00c9ric Arlix"},"content":{"rendered":"\n


Plus facile de signer une p\u00e9tition que de changer ses modes de vie.
Trois clics plut\u00f4t que d’arr\u00eater de prendre des bains chaque jour.
La m\u00e9gabassine c’est toi peut-\u00eatre aussi\u00a0?

Je connais trois personnes dites de gauche qui prennent chaque jour un bain, deux pendant l’\u00e9t\u00e9 ou pendant des moments stressants.
On pose
160 litres x 365 jours = 58 400 litres
+
160 litres x 60 jours d’\u00e9t\u00e9\u00a0: 9 600 litres
+
160 litres x 60 jours de stress = 9600 litres
soit 58 400 + 9 600 + 9 600 = 77 600 litres
multipli\u00e9 par les 3 personnes que je connais = 232 800 litres
232 800 litres = 232,8 m3<\/sup> par an
On calcule
le volume d’eau d’une douche (relativement rapide) \u00e0 la place d’un bain, 40 litres soit quatre fois moins qu’un bain.
232,8\u00a0: 4 = 58, 2 m3<\/sup>
On calcule
la diff\u00e9rence d’eau g\u00e2ch\u00e9e de l’eau n\u00e9cessaire pour se laver (on garde la douche d’\u00e9t\u00e9 quotidienne suppl\u00e9mentaire et les 60 douches d\u00e9stressantes)
232,\u00a08 m3<\/sup> \u2013 58,2 m3 = 174,6 m3<\/sup> pour 3 personnes par an
174,6\u00a0: 3 = 58,2 m3 pour une personne
Je connais donc trois personnes dites de gauche responsables de d\u00e9lit de m\u00e9gabassine personnelle qui g\u00e2chent 174,6 m3<\/sup> d’eau par an pour se laver longuement, se d\u00e9tendre et ou se rafraichir. Et vous\u00a0?
Le volume d’eau moyen d’une m\u00e9gabassine est d’environ 10 millions de m3<\/sup>
on pose
10 millions\u00a0divis\u00e9 par 58,2 = 171 821 personnes
1 m\u00e9gabassine de 10 millions de m3<\/sup> = 171 821 personnes qui prennent des bains au lieu de prendre des douches.
Combien de personnes prennent des douches plut\u00f4t que des bains en France, environ 52% (parait-il)
on pose
68 millions de fran\u00e7ais x 52\u00a0: 100 = 35 360 000 de fran\u00e7ais.e.s
35 360 000 x 58,2m3 <\/sup>= 2 057 952 000 m3<\/sup> d’eau g\u00e2ch\u00e9 par an par des personnes dites de gauche et dites de droite qui prennent des bains plut\u00f4t que des douches soit (divis\u00e9 par 10 millions de m3<\/sup> d’une m\u00e9gabassine moyenne) = 205,79 m\u00e9gabassines
Il y a ce que l’on veut
et il y a ce que l’on fait
on pose
Faut-il arr\u00eater de lutter contre l’installation de m\u00e9gabassine = non
Faut-il arr\u00eater de prendre des bain = oui
Faut-il arr\u00eater de perdre son temps \u00e0 signer des p\u00e9titions sans cons\u00e9quence plut\u00f4t que de changer ses modes de vie = (les matheux et matheuses c’est \u00e0 vous)
On note
que les personnes dites de gauche qui prennent des bains \u00e0 la fois pour se laver se d\u00e9tendre et se rafraichir peuvent aussi signer des p\u00e9titions contre les m\u00e9gabassines sans perdre la boule ou la face.
On note
qu’il n’y a pas de p\u00e9titions en ligne pour l’interdiction de vente de baignoires, ces m\u00e9gabassines de poches.
Maintenant
On applique
ce principe aux piscines des gens dits de gauche en France, deuxi\u00e8me pays au monde en \u00e9quipement de piscine personnelle.
On pose
3,6 millions de piscines en France
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