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Rio a sacrifi\u00e9 en quelques semaines l’\u00e9quivalent de dix ann\u00e9es d’usure de son bec mais le travail est accompli, propre, ind\u00e9tectable. Il attend l’occasion, l’ouverture des fen\u00eatres pour de tout son poids faire c\u00e9der la grille et quitter le couple d’humains. Il voit depuis des semaines de pr\u00e9paration la direction qu’il prendra, il n’est pas inquiet, il entend toute la journ\u00e9e des perruches \u00e0 collier passer devant les fen\u00eatres, elles ne parlent que de nourriture, le biotope local a l’air accueillant. Rio se demande combien de temps il pourra voler sans s’arr\u00eater, deux m\u00e8tres apr\u00e8s le balcon en tombant comme une noix de coco ou atteindre le bois qu’il situe \u00e0 environ deux kilom\u00e8tres. Rio a intensifi\u00e9 ses exercices de musculation de ses ailes et augment\u00e9 ses rations de nourriture ces derni\u00e8res semaines. Rio parlait intens\u00e9ment le matin pour \u00eatre convoy\u00e9 dans la cuisine et travailler tranquillement \u00e0 briser le d\u00f4me de fer. Rio est concentr\u00e9 sur sa tache. Rio observe le couple, la fen\u00eatre est ferm\u00e9e. Il s’est bien s\u00fbr abstenu de parler le matin pour rester dans la chambre pr\u00e8s de la fen\u00eatre. Il est pr\u00eat. Il attend. Les nuages arrivent, le vent augmente, c’est foutu se dit Rio peut-\u00eatre en fin de journ\u00e9e. Il se retient de leur casser les oreilles avec une palette ininterrompue de mots humains qu’il a en t\u00eate mais ne veut en aucun cas rouler vers la cuisine. Le couple part en cuisine d\u00e9jeuner, Rio est incommod\u00e9 par l’odeur, les nuages toujours pr\u00e9sents, ils poussent une s\u00e9rie de petits cris en regardant son smartphone \u00e0 lui en revenant dans le salon. +24% r\u00e9p\u00e8te le couple en c\u0153ur en se tapant dans la main. Rio s’impatiente et doit sagement r\u00e9p\u00e9ter les mots que le couple vient prononcer pr\u00e8s de lui. Il r\u00e9p\u00e8te. Il est le parfait perroquet attendu par le couple. \u00c7a dure pr\u00e8s de dix minutes, Rio n’en peut plus mais il tient bon face aux rires gras. \u00c7a recommence mais moins longtemps quelques heures plus tard, les nuages commencent \u00e0 dispara\u00eetre, les odeurs immondes de leur d\u00e9jeuner planent encore dans toutes les pi\u00e8ces, Rio pense que le couple pourrait ouvrir les fen\u00eatres, il s’y pr\u00e9pare. Voil\u00e0, elle se dirige vers la fen\u00eatre, elle s’appr\u00eate \u00e0 l’ouvrir mais il pousse un cri dans la pi\u00e8ce voisine et elle le rejoint sans ouvrir. -28% dit-il. Ils ne les entend plus, ils sont dans la cuisine, ils s’abreuvent, ils ont ouvert la fen\u00eatre, c’est plus risqu\u00e9 de traverser l’appartement et de passer sans se faire attraper ou taper dessus mais Rio n’en peut plus et va prendre ce risque. Il serait plus sage d’attendre le lendemain s’interroge-t-il une derni\u00e8re fois mais la journ\u00e9e a \u00e9t\u00e9 si longue, si ali\u00e9nante pour Rio qui d\u00e9gage son bac \u00e0 graines pour acc\u00e9der au bas de la grille dont il a sci\u00e9 les barreaux. Il attend que le volume sonore de leurs paroles augmentent en cuisine pour se lancer sur la grille le plus discr\u00e8tement possible. \u00c7a marche mais il est \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 coinc\u00e9 dans le passage et mets quelques minutes pour se d\u00e9gager, laissant en souvenir quelques plumes en d\u00e9grad\u00e9 de gris et gouttes de sang. Il vole et parcours les neuf m\u00e8tres le s\u00e9parant de la fen\u00eatre en \u00e9vitant le couple les bras lev\u00e9s pour lui barrer le passage. Il vole. -32% \u00e0 la cl\u00f4ture des march\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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