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Pas d’internet aujourd’hui. C’est la tr\u00eave sur la ligne de front. On peut rien faire l\u00e0<\/em> est la phrase prononc\u00e9e plusieurs fois par le couple et r\u00e9p\u00e9t\u00e9e par Rio quatre fois, il est 8h00 la journ\u00e9e s’annonce longue. Rio parle trop ? La cage sur roulettes est d\u00e9plac\u00e9e de pi\u00e8ce en pi\u00e8ce suivant le niveau de concentration requis par le couple. Il parle beaucoup ? Direction la cuisine. Il ne parle pas trop ? Alors il reste avec elle puisqu’elle travaille au casque ( il serait mieux sur le balcon vous avez un cerveau ou bien ? ). D\u00e9claration de Poutine, de Trump, de Zelensky, la tr\u00eave est si proche. D\u00e9coupons le pays et basta \u00e7a va nous faire des vacances et des \u00e9conomies<\/em> prononcent beaucoup de d\u00e9cideurs \u00e0 travers le monde. On d\u00e9place la cage \u00e0 roulettes de Zelensky pour parler tranquillement entre d\u00e9cideurs, c’est confus, pas tr\u00e8s pro, incertain, l’Europe flippe. Vu qu’il n’y a pas d’internet on pourrait faire un truc dehors<\/em> semble-t-il dire, elle enl\u00e8ve son casque lorsqu’il appara\u00eet d’un coup dans la pi\u00e8ce. Ok<\/em> dit-elle pas chiante, pas comme Zelensky qui la ram\u00e8ne un peu trop d’apr\u00e8s Trump et ses copains de pacotille. Alors on se fait une petite tr\u00eave, une petite sortie, c’est vrai qu’en semaine on sort jamais trop<\/em>. Allons acheter ce kit \u00e0 sushi qui te faisait tellement envie, tu vas t’y mettre non<\/em> ?<\/em> propose-telle, ligne 8 direct vingt minutes. Yes on sort<\/em>. C’est in\u00e9dit, c’est la tr\u00eave. Rio r\u00e9p\u00e8te on sort on sort,<\/em> toujours pas de balcon, le soleil et l’air l\u00e9g\u00e8rement frais pourtant. Les drones d\u00e9collent, le parcours est m\u00e9moris\u00e9, elle dit j’ai toujours du mal \u00e0 me rep\u00e9rer dans le Marais <\/em>mais le GPS prend le relais, dans le Marais et sur la ligne du front. Le kit sushi achet\u00e9 le couple va manger un morceau, les drones atterrissent, simili-tr\u00eave de quelques dizaines de minutes elle prend un tartare de saumon lui un poulet frites, il attend la sauce en lan\u00e7ant avec ses yeux une s\u00e9rie de missiles patriot<\/em> \u00e0 la serveuse. Ils re\u00e7oivent en m\u00eame temps une notification de leur fournisseur d’acc\u00e8s, la connexion est r\u00e9tablie \u00e0 la maison, ils pourront rentrer sereinement, la sauce arrive. Le fournisseur d’acc\u00e8s s’excuse par notification pour la g\u00e8ne occasionn\u00e9e, Donald Trump s’excuse aupr\u00e8s de Volodymyr Zelensky de l’avoir trait\u00e9 de pignouf, la serveuse s’excuse d’avoir tard\u00e9 \u00e0 amener la sauce, les Am\u00e9ricains s’excusent d’avoir d\u00e9sactiver temporairement le syst\u00e8me d’informations sur la ligne de front, il s’excuse d’avoir rat\u00e9 les sushis le soir m\u00eame alors Uber Eats prend le relai, elle ne pense pas a s’excuser aupr\u00e8s de Rio qui a tr\u00e8s soif depuis ce matin, Rio s’excuse aupr\u00e8s de ses cong\u00e9n\u00e8res pass\u00e9s, pr\u00e9sents et futurs d’avoir tard\u00e9 \u00e0 attaquer de son bec son d\u00f4me de fer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n




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