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C’est un couple, jeune, qui habite dans l’immeuble d’en face, un jeune immeuble. De ma cuisine je les vois chacun dans une pi\u00e8ce devant leurs \u00e9crans. Le couple est travailleur ind\u00e9pendant. Lui peu remarquable, neutre, elle plus int\u00e9ressante lorsqu’en costume panda elle travaille sur le balcon sur son laptop. Une heure de gym quotidienne aussi toujours avec son casque audio rose qu’elle ne quitte presque pas de la journ\u00e9e. R\u00e9cemment ils ont install\u00e9 une cage \u00e0 oiseaux, pr\u00e8s de la fen\u00eatre de la chambre c’est \u00e0 ce moment l\u00e0 que j’ai regrett\u00e9 presque toute la journ\u00e9e de ne pas \u00eatre un sniper professionnel \u00e9quip\u00e9 at home. Un jour viendra o\u00f9 les animaux jugerons tous les pr\u00e9somptueux. Je vois la cage je ne vois pas les oiseaux, je ne sors pas mes jumelles je ne suis pas un d\u00e9tective, je laisse une large part d’imaginaire \u00e0 mon observation, je sens le pire venir, pur\u00e9e, oui, c’est un perroquet. Bon ben il est l\u00e0 pour au moins 60-80 ans, avec un peu de chance ses MA\u00ceTRES pourraient mourir jeunes, dans ce cas la plupart des familles sont tr\u00e8s emb\u00eat\u00e9es et pr\u00e9f\u00e8rent lib\u00e9rer l’animal qui enfin (pur\u00e9e enfin) s’envole. Il peut aussi mourir de chagrin au bout de quelques ann\u00e9es. Ils ont un mur \u00e9cran vers 18H00 c’est jeu vid\u00e9o. Je ne les vois pas sur leur canap\u00e9 sans doute Chesterfield fushia, je n’identifie pas le jeu mais c’est un RPG, l’\u00e9cran est probablement un 4K achet\u00e9 en promo, j’esp\u00e8re qu’elle lui mets un p\u00e2t\u00e9, une total humiliation<\/em> mais d\u00e9j\u00e0 l’appel du ventre r\u00e9sonne et il faut se faire un bon plan livraison, il pianote, auraient-ils le temps d’un petit c\u00e2lin mais le service est si rapide, ils ont \u00e9t\u00e9 si productifs aujourd’hui pour leurs clients, promis demain on sort pour retourner dans ce petit restaurant de la porte Dor\u00e9e, c’est pas loin quatre stations de m\u00e9tro, douze minutes pour aller au m\u00e9tro. Ils motivent le perroquet pour qu’il r\u00e9p\u00e8te le pr\u00e9nom Victor, Victor<\/em>, ils sont autour de la cage, il font de stupides vocalises en pronon\u00e7ant le nom Victor, Victor<\/em>. L’oiseau semble calme, un perroquet Jaco (gris du Gabon), C\u00e9line en avait un, il est en fait tr\u00e8s jeune, cinq ans et apeur\u00e9, il d\u00e9f\u00e8que en les regardant, ils changent de pi\u00e8ce et laissent l’animal dans le noir. Lui dit Putain de vendeuse elle nous a dit qu’il parlerait<\/em>, elle dit Laisse<\/em> Rio<\/em> s’adapter. Le livreur arrive d\u00e9j\u00e0 avec deux bombes caloriques d\u00e9goulinant de graisse pr\u00eates \u00e0 exploser en bouche devant le mur \u00e9cran, le jeu vid\u00e9o en pause remplac\u00e9 par une cha\u00eene d’information continue, l’expression troisi\u00e8me guerre mondiale est employ\u00e9e plusieurs fois par les chroniqueurs, il dit C’est pas la bonne sauce<\/em>, elle dit Mange<\/em>, Rio r\u00e9p\u00e8te tout doucement C’est pas la bonne sauce<\/em>.
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Perroquet jaco. Famille des Psittacid\u00e9s. Ordre : Psittaciformes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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