{"id":2623,"date":"2025-01-19T03:41:20","date_gmt":"2025-01-19T02:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/editionsjou.net\/?p=2623"},"modified":"2025-01-19T03:41:20","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T02:41:20","slug":"46","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revuetina.editionsjou.net\/?p=2623","title":{"rendered":"#46\/ \u00c7a rame par \u00c9ric Arlix"},"content":{"rendered":"\n


Ah ces gens dits de gauche qui ne veulent pas l\u00e2cher FB et Insta \u00ab\u00a0parce que la com c’est trop important, d\u00e9j\u00e0 que je rame\u00a0\u00bb, qui prennent des \u00fcber \u00ab\u00a0parce que c’est bien pratique\u00a0\u00bb, surveillent les bons plans Transavia pour un week-end de d\u00e9compression au soleil \u00ab\u00a0parce que \u00e7a va me faire du bien de prendre un peu de recul sur une plage\u00a0\u00bb, louent un petit airbnb trop mignon dans une capitale europ\u00e9enne \u00ab\u00a0pour trouver l’inspiration\u00a0\u00bb, qui souscrivent \u00e0 un abonnement Starlink dans leur r\u00e9sidence secondaire \u00ab\u00a0parce que sinon je rame pour aller sur FB et Insta c’est trop important la com, d\u00e9j\u00e0 que je rame\u00a0\u00bb, qui continuent d’utiliser les services google \u00ab\u00a0parce que c’est gratuit et pratique\u00a0\u00bb, d’acheter les produits d’Amazon \u00ab\u00a0parce que y’a tout et tout de suite\u00a0\u00bb, on ne parlera pas des comptes titres \u00ab\u00a0parce qu’il faut bien que je m’occupe de ma retraite et puis \u00e7a rapporte pas mal\u00a0\u00bb, des produits luxe \u00ab\u00a0parce que je le vaux bien\u00a0\u00bb, de l’amour du cash \u00ab\u00a0parce que les charges sociales \u00e7a plombe mon chiffre d’affaires \u00e0 un point tu n’imagines m\u00eame pas\u00a0\u00bb, de se faire livrer un p’tit \u00fcber eats \u00ab\u00a0parce que le temps de gagn\u00e9 est dingo\u00a0\u00bb, de se faire livrer tout en fait \u00ab\u00a0parce que l\u00e0 l’\u00e9conomie de temps est une r\u00e9volution dans mon quotidien\u00bb, de balayer son doigt sur un smartphone jusqu’\u00e0 plus soif \u00ab\u00a0parce que sinon tu comprends d\u00e9j\u00e0 que je rame au niveau com alors si en plus je ne suis au courant de rien\u00a0\u00bb, d\u2019exhiber sa montre connect\u00e9e \u00ab\u00a0parce que tu as tout au poignet je gagne un temps fou\u00a0\u00bb, de prendre une carte Membership Pinault Collection ou un pass coupe file FLV \u00ab\u00a0parce que l’acc\u00e8s \u00e0 la culture c’est important\u00a0\u00bb, etc, etc, etc, \u2026 Bref c’est pas gagn\u00e9 2027, 2032.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

besoin de rep\u00e8res et d’attitudes
besoin de simplicit\u00e9 et de d\u00e9croissance
besoin de libert\u00e9 et d’imaginaires
besoin d’un programme politique de rupture
bien plus ambitieux

alors
sans attendre
je marche sans gps
et je salue les corneilles \u00e0 mon passage
toujours
je ne re-contacte pas celles et ceux qui rament
je les retarderais
d\u00e9synchronis\u00e9s nous sommes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

de ma petite vue je compte aujourd’hui
cent-huit camionnettes
dix-huit scooters
de livraison
de gains de temps
de coups de rames en moins
gal\u00e8re
gal\u00e8re<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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sommaire TINA<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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suivez TINA abonnez-vous \u00e0 notre lettre d’information<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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