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Dans le capitalisme tardif post n\u00e9olib\u00e9ral et proto-libertarien* des designers italiens centenaires r\u00e9clament une fin de vie digne et rapide face aux statistiques des ventes de Tesla en Europe. Tout leur travail d’\u00e9ducation esth\u00e9tique n’a donc servi \u00e0 rien, la voiture la plus vendue en Europe est moche, ultra cher, ultra connect\u00e9e et libertarienne. Bye Bye le style et la classe. Il faut dire que la concurrence n’est pas plus vers\u00e9e dans le style, les Citro\u00ebn ressemblent \u00e0 de gros jouets en plastique multicolore (on en parlera pas ici du mod\u00e8le AMI), les Dacia sont les voitures les moins ch\u00e8res et remportent haut la main le prix de la mochet\u00e9 int\u00e9grale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dans mon quartier, pourtant banlieue rouge populaire, les Tesla abondent, signe vulgaire de reconnaissance sociale ayant remplac\u00e9 les berlines bmw des vieux commer\u00e7ants et les berlines merco des vieux entrepreneurs.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dans le capitalisme tardif post n\u00e9olib\u00e9ral et proto-libertarien Luigi et Benedetto sont sur leur balcon de leur Ephad haut de gamme et regardent les voitures passer. \u00c0 chaque Tesla observ\u00e9e ils hurlent Vaffanculo<\/em> et s’attirent les foudres de leurs co-locataires sans cesse r\u00e9veill\u00e9s en pleine sieste. C’est un jeu entre eux, un trop plein \u00e0 \u00e9vacuer avant l’agonie.
– Heureusement Nuccio <\/em>(Bertone) est mort avant d’en avoir vu dans la rue, une crise cardiaque il nous aurait fait.
– Sur, et Marcello <\/em>(Gandini) est mort cette ann\u00e9e, il n’en pouvait plus des mochet\u00e9s contemporaines.<\/em>
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Alfa Romeo Disco Volante, design Nuccio Bertone<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Dans le capitalisme tardif post n\u00e9olib\u00e9ral et proto-libertarien des designers se morfondent dans des Ehpad suppliant une aide pour mourir dignement, rapidement, devant la d\u00e9cadence esth\u00e9tique mondiale. Malgr\u00e9 les doses astronomiques d’antid\u00e9presseurs ing\u00e9r\u00e9es, leurs lunettes de soleil quasi opaques, ils ne peuvent s’emp\u00eacher de crier Vaffanculo<\/em> du soir au matin.

Je croyais que les Tesla allaient \u00eatre ultra sensibles \u00e0 une rayure et d\u00e9clencher leur alarme mais en fait non, il suffit d’y aller tranquillement, de bout en bout, sur 4,70 m, une ligne blanche ondulante, similaire \u00e0 une vague, une vague anti-libertarienne, une vague anti-voiture, une vague de bon sens.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Statistiques de la journ\u00e9e<\/strong>
marche : 7,3 km.
lecture : trente minutes sur le site de Tesla France
prot\u00e9ines animales ing\u00e9r\u00e9es : 0
Tesla observ\u00e9es : 8
Th\u00e9 glac\u00e9 maison Oriental beauty<\/em> ing\u00e9r\u00e9 : 1 litre
Dessiner une vague de 4,70 m  de long : 1<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* les deux livres de R\u00e9f\u00e9rences des libertariens qu’il faut lire pour comprendre leur id\u00e9ologie :<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La Gr\u00e8ve<\/em> de Ayn Rand (1957)
https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/La_Gr%C3%A8ve_(roman_d%27Ayn_Rand)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anarchie, \u00c9tat et utopie<\/em> de Robert Nozick (1974)
https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Anarchie,_%C3%89tat_et_utopie<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oriental beauty pour les fan de Th\u00e9, quand un insecte am\u00e8ne le go\u00fbt
https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dongfang_Meiren<\/a>
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