{"id":10274,"date":"2026-04-15T05:12:43","date_gmt":"2026-04-15T03:12:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/editionsjou.net\/?p=10274"},"modified":"2026-04-15T05:12:43","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T03:12:43","slug":"266-ministere-des-armees-par-samuel-vandermeer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revuetina.editionsjou.net\/?p=10274","title":{"rendered":"#266\/ Minist\u00e8re des Arm\u00e9es, par Samuel Vandermeer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n


Un badge d\u2019acc\u00e8s permanent vous permettrait de pouvoir ouvrir les portes du monde de l\u2019entreprise, entrer et sortir des b\u00e2timents du Minist\u00e8re de la D\u00e9fense comme bon vous semble suivant le d\u00e9fil\u00e9 impassible des professionnels de la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 nationale.

\u00c0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur, la diversit\u00e9 des uniformes s\u2019\u00e9puise dans un d\u00e9grad\u00e9 de kakis verts olive, bleu gendarme, chemise de combat moulante \u00e0 col roul\u00e9.

Nuancent les surv\u00eatements sports plus d\u00e9contract\u00e9s des officiers ou sous-off qui, pour garder la forme ou par obligation de service, courent autour d\u2019un des b\u00e2timents o\u00f9 logent leurs cong\u00e9n\u00e8res.

Mais le badge qu\u2019on vous remet \u00e0 l\u2019accueil, apr\u00e8s qu\u2019une demande d\u2019acc\u00e8s a bien \u00e9t\u00e9 valid\u00e9e par un responsable plusieurs jours avant votre venue, vous permet seulement de d\u00e9verrouiller les barri\u00e8res du hall d\u2019entr\u00e9e c\u00f4t\u00e9 Porte de S\u00e8vres, et d\u2019acc\u00e9der \u00e0 un espace ext\u00e9rieur o\u00f9, temp\u00e9rature nettement plus fra\u00eeche, un rafale C01 devenu une pi\u00e8ce de collection (de promotion ?), reste fig\u00e9 dans son envol. Un petit robot de couleur blanche taille le plan inclin\u00e9 du gazon le long d\u2019une butte artificielle, construite en 19\u2026 pour cacher les lieux du boulevard p\u00e9riph\u00e9rique qui passe au-dessus du parc.

Un tank.

De l\u2019arm\u00e9e, je connais seulement la s\u00e9rie documentaire Op\u00e9rations sp\u00e9ciales, qui passe en boucle sur une cha\u00eene de t\u00e9l\u00e9 (que je ne regarde pas vraiment). Chaque \u00e9pisode associe des t\u00e9moignages de militaires, cagoul\u00e9s face cam\u00e9ra, \u00e0 des reconstitutions des missions de combats. La s\u00e9rie est bien faite, mais la voix off ne fait le r\u00e9cit des \u00e9v\u00e8nements qu\u2019\u00e0 travers le point de vue des militaires, des professionnels, et le m\u00eame r\u00e9cit d\u2019h\u00e9ro\u00efsation, de fraternit\u00e9 d\u2019armes, a tendance revenir dans chaque \u00e9pisode. Toutes les missions se d\u00e9roulent dans d\u2019autres pays que la France. C\u2019est un r\u00e9cit.

Pour pouvoir badger \u00e0 son tour et d\u00e9bloquer les portes, un responsable ayant obtenu l\u2019autorisation pr\u00e9alable doit badger une premi\u00e8re fois le boitier de la machine, puis attendre quelques secondes. Si l\u2019action est trop rapide ou que deux personnes se trouvent coll\u00e9es l\u2019une derri\u00e8re l\u2019autre, la machine se bloque et il faut recommencer.

Pour se voir obtenir les autorisations d\u2019acc\u00e8s, chaque personne ext\u00e9rieure fait l\u2019objet d\u2019une enqu\u00eate pr\u00e9alable, et l\u2019administration ne justifie pas sa d\u00e9cision en cas de refus. Ils vont enqu\u00eater sur tout, dit C., ils vont tout regarder.

Un chef ne pouvant transmettre que les informations des personnes dont il est responsable d\u00e9signera un chef en-dessous de lui pour raccompagner le visiteur.

Minist\u00e8re de la D\u00e9fense \u00e0 ne pas confondre avec le quartier de La D\u00e9fense, o\u00f9 je dois me rendre r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement dans les tours de la Soci\u00e9t\u00e9 G\u00e9n\u00e9rale.

La salle o\u00f9 j\u2019anime la formation ressemble \u00e0 toutes les autres salles et \u00e0 toutes les autres portes de l\u2019\u00e9tage, vides, blanches, d\u00e9saffect\u00e9es, une vue plongeante sur les cimeti\u00e8res de Neuilly et de Puteaux, l\u2019occasion pour les plus bavards d\u2019entre nous de rappeler \u00e0 tous que l\u2019esprit des morts vivent en nous d\u2019une empreinte tenace, et de lancer une conversation joviale, en d\u00e9but de digestion (d\u00e9but d\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi), sur la diversit\u00e9 de nos rites fun\u00e9raires.

Les couloirs suivent une trajectoire de courbes et de cercles, quand on sort d\u2019un ascenseur et qu\u2019on s\u2019aventure dans l\u2019\u00e9tage, on finit par tomber sur un autre ascenseur sans s\u2019apercevoir qu\u2019on a vraiment chang\u00e9 de point. C\u2019est comme une journ\u00e9e qu\u2019on ne voit pas passer. Apr\u00e8s il y a une autre journ\u00e9e de travail, et ainsi de suite. La lumi\u00e8re blanche au bout du couloir reste allum\u00e9e aussi de l\u2019autre c\u00f4t\u00e9. Des tombes jonchent le sol tout autour en dessinant une maille de mini carr\u00e9s imbriqu\u00e9s les uns sur les autres au-dessus de la dalle, des parkings souterrains, des parcs, des niveaux.

Les deux tours de la SG n\u2019\u00e9voquent pas des poteaux de rugby, mais la forme d\u2019une graine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Samuel Vandermeer<\/strong>
Apr\u00e8s des \u00e9tudes de Lettres \u00e0 Toulouse puis \u00e0 Paris, Samuel Vandermeer travaille
aujourd\u2019hui pour un organisme de formation d\u00e9di\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019apprentissage du fran\u00e7ais langue
\u00e9trang\u00e8re et \u00e0 l\u2019alphab\u00e9tisation. Ses recherches portent sur le monde du travail et de
l\u2019entreprise. Son premier livre publi\u00e9, Cahier d\u2019appels<\/em>, paru aux \u00e9ditions Az\u2019art atelier<\/a>
(2025), propose une travers\u00e9e labyrinthique de discours et de gestes effectu\u00e9s au travail.
Un prochain texte \u00e0 para\u00eetre\u00a0: Summer Time (\u00e9d. Az\u2019art atelier).<\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Minist\u00e8re de la D\u00e9fense \u00e0 ne pas confondre avec le quartier de La D\u00e9fense, o\u00f9 je dois me rendre r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement dans les tours de la Soci\u00e9t\u00e9 G\u00e9n\u00e9rale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10276,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fictions","category-revue-tina"],"yoast_head":"\n#266\/ Minist\u00e8re des Arm\u00e9es, par Samuel Vandermeer - revue TINA<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/revuetina.editionsjou.net\/?p=10274\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"#266\/ Minist\u00e8re des Arm\u00e9es, par Samuel Vandermeer - 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